Hell no, not this time. Even Tony has grew tired with that.
So, what will be topic again?
Love? Friendship? Human rights? Holiday?
Noooooo!!!! The so called "Tony-with-his-very-own-thought" has run out of thought this time??
Nah, quit messing around & get straight to the point. I believe that Tony has something up his sleeve since he decided to browse into this page & YES, something has finally came across his mind and ridiculously, 1 of the point arrived when he's sitting on the toilet bowl (yucks).
Alright, this time around, the theme will be about FOOD (come to think about it, this will be the 1st time Tony posted something about food) - everyone's favourite especially Seow Fern. For everything related to food, she'll be the 1st one that we relate with. No matter how hard Tony tries, he can never describe the expression on Fern's face (especially with "our writer's" narrow range of vocab) whenever it comes down to food. Unbelievably, Tony observed the same expression from Ms Poh Hui, during the day before Calvin's birthday, when we talked about the steamboat. Well, when it comes to some really nice, delicious, awesome food? I bet Tony will have the same face when his favourite foods are served in front of him, yeah?
But, but.....hold on a sec...In fact, do I even know what Tony's favourite food(s) is/are? I knew that he likes cakes, egg tarts, steaks, fast foods (McD, pizza, KFC, etc...), snacks, chocolates & ice cream, but which of these is his real fav? Or is it even in the list? I guess that I will not know it for now, and I'm sure that time will reveal everything.
**I just asked Tony about that, and guess his answer? "I dunno oh...really, not so sure about that."
(Hey, why can't you just focus on our theme today?? $%^&&*)
Okay okay. So here is the plan after going home. 1st, I will request my dear mum to cook me lots & lots of nice home-cooked food. I always heard dad bragging how nice they were (especially those that mum newly-learned) and I don't care, I'm gonna eat like crazy during that 2 weeks. And also, I will have mum teach me how to boil soup ("sang dei tong", "zap choi tong", "lobak tong", "yuchi gua tong", "sei yong choi tong", "gau gei tong", etc...)*all in cantonese*. Everyday learn 1 type, so everyday can taste different soup (that's the main purpose actually).
Eh, but before that, there's something need to be eaten right here in KL before leaving. This I told Wei Khang before and the 1st thing he suggested is Dragon-i. Of course, that will be taken into consideration. Things that came into my mind were the meatball & chicken wings at Ikano food court, the beef steak at Arena food court (yeah, that's the only nice thing I find there), a few pieces of cakes from Secret Recipe & dinner with Uncle Hing(as he will bring me to different places with superb food everytime).
Halt!! Can you do all that? Your mock exam end on the 19th & your flight is on the 21st. There are so much to eat but you only have approximately 1 1/2 days.
Ahh, who cares, I will be back after the 2 weeks holiday anyway & I have almost 1 months before the TEE exam after that. **You stupid writer, I know you're going to stop me again to tell me that I should take care of my health.** Of course I know about that so here, I promise...not you la, #$%^& writer, the promise is to my dad & mum that I will not eat too "hotty" food so frequent ok?
Oh yeah, before I forgot - the toilet bowl-related idea. Theoretically yesterday's lunch time, I ordered a bowl of "wantan mee" with curry chicken. As always, Keng Chai said the same thing whenever he saw that bowl of curry-chicken-wantan-mee : "Everytime I ate this, I will have diarrhea for the whole night" and as usual, my reply was : "You said that again, but nothing seems to be wrong with me for the past few time?" Today, I finally agree with Keng Chai that somewhat he's "corraict". I defecated around 4 times today (apa pulak "around" 4 times? No. of times of defecation is discrete la...its either 3, 4 or 5 times). Alright alright you win ok? I defecated 4 times (including the daily-routine-normal-one)
So, what could that possible mean? Are you telling me that you're having less and less choice of meal in ATC Kopitiam? Ever since the cockroach-nasi-masak-halia case, you already leave that stall out and now you're boycotting another one? What are you going to eat for another few months? Maybe for once in a week you can go to the cafe & have your pepper chicken rice, but what about the rest of the days? Don't forget about your dinner too!
Blah la you. How the hell do I know. Just go eat whatever that comes to mind la. Maybe sometimes cycle all the way to 双喜 in Pelangi Damansara? Or maybe just maggi for dinner? Just bear with it lor, only around 2 months left what.
OK, so this will be the end of our interview with Mr. Tony, who will be completing his AUSMAT by the end of this year and proceed to Australia next year. Hope to see you again (maybe not), Mr Tony, and thanks for the BOOORING interview. !@#$%^
Tony is wasting time here, blogging instead of revising Physics, Chemistry & Applic...
Writer : Dai C & congratz if you fail
Tony : Shut your F@#$%^&*g mouth & do your F@#$%^&*g job - publish this post!!
Writer : Can we really get started? Our readers have been growing impatience.First of all, I am so glad that the mock exam is coming soon. (Are you crazy? Everyone has been so anxious & scared about it and now you're saying that you're glad?) Do not misinterpret me, I am glad not because I finished my revision or because I have full confidence that I can score or whatever, it was simply because after the mock exam, I can finally go home after such a long time, my REAL home. Hold on, I did make a countdown on that.....yes, its 14 days more to mock, so that makes 26 days more to KLIA, oops, to HOME! (yea, this will be my very 1st time ever going to KLIA.
Tony : Huh? Haven't we "already" started?
Writer : I would like you to talk about this more generally, as what you always did before.
Tony : Owh eye sea. But for this time around, I think I will change my style a bit.
Writer : What the #$%^&. As you wish then, continue as you like.
Tony : Thank you, you #$%$%^.
(Hey, why can't you just focus on our theme today?? $%^&&*)
Okay okay. So here is the plan after going home. 1st, I will request my dear mum to cook me lots & lots of nice home-cooked food. I always heard dad bragging how nice they were (especially those that mum newly-learned) and I don't care, I'm gonna eat like crazy during that 2 weeks. And also, I will have mum teach me how to boil soup ("sang dei tong", "zap choi tong", "lobak tong", "yuchi gua tong", "sei yong choi tong", "gau gei tong", etc...)*all in cantonese*. Everyday learn 1 type, so everyday can taste different soup (that's the main purpose actually).
Eh, but before that, there's something need to be eaten right here in KL before leaving. This I told Wei Khang before and the 1st thing he suggested is Dragon-i. Of course, that will be taken into consideration. Things that came into my mind were the meatball & chicken wings at Ikano food court, the beef steak at Arena food court (yeah, that's the only nice thing I find there), a few pieces of cakes from Secret Recipe & dinner with Uncle Hing(as he will bring me to different places with superb food everytime).
Halt!! Can you do all that? Your mock exam end on the 19th & your flight is on the 21st. There are so much to eat but you only have approximately 1 1/2 days.
Ahh, who cares, I will be back after the 2 weeks holiday anyway & I have almost 1 months before the TEE exam after that. **You stupid writer, I know you're going to stop me again to tell me that I should take care of my health.** Of course I know about that so here, I promise...not you la, #$%^& writer, the promise is to my dad & mum that I will not eat too "hotty" food so frequent ok?
Oh yeah, before I forgot - the toilet bowl-related idea. Theoretically yesterday's lunch time, I ordered a bowl of "wantan mee" with curry chicken. As always, Keng Chai said the same thing whenever he saw that bowl of curry-chicken-wantan-mee : "Everytime I ate this, I will have diarrhea for the whole night" and as usual, my reply was : "You said that again, but nothing seems to be wrong with me for the past few time?" Today, I finally agree with Keng Chai that somewhat he's "corraict". I defecated around 4 times today (apa pulak "around" 4 times? No. of times of defecation is discrete la...its either 3, 4 or 5 times). Alright alright you win ok? I defecated 4 times (including the daily-routine-normal-one)
So, what could that possible mean? Are you telling me that you're having less and less choice of meal in ATC Kopitiam? Ever since the cockroach-nasi-masak-halia case, you already leave that stall out and now you're boycotting another one? What are you going to eat for another few months? Maybe for once in a week you can go to the cafe & have your pepper chicken rice, but what about the rest of the days? Don't forget about your dinner too!
Blah la you. How the hell do I know. Just go eat whatever that comes to mind la. Maybe sometimes cycle all the way to 双喜 in Pelangi Damansara? Or maybe just maggi for dinner? Just bear with it lor, only around 2 months left what.
OK, so this will be the end of our interview with Mr. Tony, who will be completing his AUSMAT by the end of this year and proceed to Australia next year. Hope to see you again (maybe not), Mr Tony, and thanks for the BOOORING interview. !@#$%^
Tony is wasting time here, blogging instead of revising Physics, Chemistry & Applic...
Writer : Dai C & congratz if you fail
Tony : Shut your F@#$%^&*g mouth & do your F@#$%^&*g job - publish this post!!
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