IT Pro? No, I'm a noob too

I don't know since when did people started to turn to me whenever they encounter some problems on their laptop.  Be it malware infection, windows activation, software installation problem, webpage showing weird characters, or even something as small as how to change download directory or how to set default home page...WTF MAN???

I'm not a pro.  I just know some basic stuff that enable myself to survive and make myself a little bit more comfortable with some that IT world out there.  But when I say this to "those" people, their reaction are always the same.  "walau, dun jia jia la", "u very pro dela" etc etc.  Seriously, they never see what a PRO really is.  I know one or two pros myself, but even without knowing them, just by not understanding lots of those technical terms out there are already enough for me to realize, I'm just a noob.

That being said, I lost count of how many times I held myself back when I really wanted to reply them "It's not that I pro, I'm a noob too, it's just that you're too much of an illiterate....

Before finishing up my rant, here's an advice to ALL those people, who tend to ask for help without even trying to solve it yourself first :

USE THAT FUCKING GOOGLE SEARCH FUNCTION OUT THERE YOU MORON! IS IT SOOOOO FREAKING HARD?