Crabs or Craps

Do you like crabs? Well, I bet there are lots of you out there who enjoys eating crab meat especially from its pincers - the most muscled part of the crab. Also, there might be some of you who prefer the taste but due to the troublesomeness to crack open its carapace, hence feeling unwanted to have some even when its served in front of you. There might be a small group of people who has allergies towards it. Another reason I ever heard is that he/she doesn't eat crab because his/her horoscope is Cancer. Funny though.

Craps, on the other hand, is not so welcomed by everyone, as it is a rude word to replace nonsense, worthless, shit or whatever you can think of, giving the similar meaning. However, craps is also a popular dice game in the US.

"It is played with two dice. In craps the thrower makes a money bet that is covered by one or more opponents. If the first throw totals 7 or 11, the player wins, but if 2, 3, or 12 is thrown, the player loses. In any of these cases betting and throwing are repeated. If the throw totals 4, 5, 6, 8, 9, or 10, that number becomes the player's point, and throwing is continued until the same point is made again or a 7 is thrown. If the point is made, the player wins, but if a 7 is thrown, the player loses both the bet and the right to throw again."

The game is such a gibberish to me, and hereafter, I made my own conclusion, that the word crap, originates from this game, which gives equal meaning.

Tony is ending his crap talks.

All In A Day's Work

Laughter, Still The Best Medicine

After an hour of tired, long lecture, X suggests : its siesta time!!


Quotes

It's snowing Edward
By my window
Take a net and fish one in
I'm such a lucky guy, such a lucky guy
Even though I got no money
This bear won't be hibernating
Or I'd miss the sight
of all the honey strolling by
It's snowing Edward
Hope I'll catch me one

Life's Like That

Since we moved to another classroom, the formation of "男右女左"
was disrupted.
However, still there are people taking advantage of the "couple seating"
As Kids See It

One day, while my aunt was treating my 7 years old cousin's wound on his finger, i approached him and asked, "how did u get injured"? "This" he said, "Matilda broke a crucible!!"

**the beaker to the left is from me though**


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Tony has piles of homework to do this weekend

Basidiomycote Inside A Bus - exclusive in http://a-journey-to-nowhere.blogspot.com/

Bandar Utama - A basidiomycote, commonly known as mushroom, was found growing inside a bus by a student, named Maxx, currently studying AUSMAT programme in KBU International College. According to Maxx, this was the 1st time he encountered such humorous happening and so, he decided to post it up. The mushroom was recorded to be 9.0 cm in length, 6.0 cm in width and 4.0 cm in height. A study had been initiated following this event, to investigate how does this species able to grow from a spore and hence survive in such condition and environment, which consist of only metal and rubber. Another passenger, preferable known as Mr. X, said the position where the mushroom was found, had frequent water leakage from the air conditioning system. That may be the reason for the mushroom to be able to bloom on inorganic materials. This was worth-studying in order to determine whether other species of basidiomycote can grow on other inorganic material such as plastic, with only water is provided.

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32x**In the last picture, those black dots are not the pattern of the mushroom, they are dusts & dirts. There is even a tiny little spider on it. Once again, due to my poor-and-low-quality-phone-built-in camera, you may not be able to see the cute little spider so clearly.

Tony is still the same. Why can't I change?